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> Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $4,000 per month.
> My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old and we have no idea where he is.
> I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
> I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing...
> Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
> I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
> The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, 'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'
> If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
> I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years ...... just getting over the hill.
> We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
> Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a pub with a Happy Hour. And by the time I leave, I look just fine.
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You could run this over to your friends
But just e-mail it to them! It will save you the walk!
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